this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would watch a game with this kind of commentary.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

"Quiet on the table!"

Rolls dice

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the Blood Bowl commentator team

[–] flicker 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have to say, since finally playing a wizard, once you get fireball it's hard to imagine life any other way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wizard just got fireball. First encounter: underwater. Still rad as hell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

how does that work? A fireball underwater?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how does that work? A fireball underwater?

Magic. It works by magic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, okay, but let's say I'm DMing. Should I allow it? caz it feels like BS for a submerged enemy to take fire dmg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Resistance to fire damage for everyone maybe?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's already RAW.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

As someone said below, it did half damage. I could breathe underwater which is also required for verbal components.

[–] Repelle 4 points 1 month ago

I know they said golf announcer, but in my head I only hear old-timey radio announcer, which is also amazing.

[–] PriorityMotif 4 points 1 month ago

This is as good as the geoguesser and Excel world championship commentary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago