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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Fun fact: if you hold your poop in too long or have an intestinal blockage that cannot be overcome, it will eventually back up into your stomach and you will throw up poop.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It tastes awful: source: me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll take your word for it on that one

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 years ago

Nah now that we've talked about it you've really gotta try it. Sit down and try it. I said, Sit. Down.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 2 years ago

New note: don't just take mouthwash to the hospital, take gum too

[–] Veltoss 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had a nightmare like this once, it was not fun. This fact was not fun. :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, itz especially fun because once you start throwing up fecal matter it turns fatal pretty quickly if they a doctor doesnt get you unblocked immediately!

[–] Veltoss 2 points 2 years ago

Well at least you don't have to live with the memory of it. Glass half full.

[–] wanderingmagus 12 points 2 years ago

Ah, what a wonderful day to know how to read.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I have had problems with constipation and after I mostly got rid of it, I still often forgot to crap. Nowadays I do my best to crap everyday. When I haven't crapped for a couple days, I'll often shit myself, or suddenly get the feeling that I'll be covered in diarrhoea if I don't get to the toilet within the next ten seconds. But I'm grateful that I never had to experience that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That South Park episode was on to something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like we need mizu to weigh in on this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did he ever post an update on the success or failure of his no poop quest?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He succeeded but told that he won't tell the reason why.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well good for him. I hope his 4th day poop was satisfying.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It is a well documented fact that horses only ever want to talk about Bravo shows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So the horse is asking Susan if holding poop in for 3 days is unhealthy. Why? And why is Susan upset? She's upset that this is what the horse thinks about and wants to talk about? It's a strange horse for sure.

[–] Jessica 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The last comma should have been a period. For some reason on that particular font the period showed up in the center of the line instead of at the bottom and it looked really weird.

Edit: for what it’s worth, the original meme had a comma too for some reason