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Come fight fieri dragons with me (ttrpg.network)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] WeevilFriend 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel morally obligated to say that I have a t-shirt with this on it and it scored me my boyfriend of over five years that I fully intend to spend the rest of my life with

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Where can I get one? Either the t-shirt or a partner that would be interested in one, thanks

[–] WeevilFriend 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I got mine off of redbubble. I couldn't find the original artist at the time, so it was probably stolen art to be completely honest. Maybe you could reverse image search and find it? That was something I didn't know how to do at the time.

As for finding a partner who appreciates it, I think the best thing to do is go up to anyone of your preferred gender or presentation and say seductive phrases such as "let's see that smile" or "where's my hug?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“the best thing to do is go up to anyone of your preferred gender or presentation and say seductive phrases such as “let’s see that smile” or “where’s my hug?””

I know you’re probably joking, but I had a very visceral blech reaction reading this advice. 10/10 would again

[–] WeevilFriend 11 points 7 months ago

It's one of those things that doesn't hurt anyone. If you're not completely sure they're into it, follow them whenever they leave. A lot of times they try to pick up pace but that's cuz they're excited to lead you home so make sure you speed up too! (Genuinely terrified of anyone taking this seriously so just a little disclaimer)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

let’s see that smile” or “where’s my hug?”

either creepy stalker or annoying wine aunt energy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Local board game store is a good bet

[–] hydrospanner 6 points 7 months ago

For both.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's an unwinnable campaign - there is no escape from Flavor Town.

[–] hydrospanner 10 points 7 months ago

I mean...why would you want to?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

When is someone actually gonna make this?

[–] Leviathan 7 points 7 months ago

I had this on a t-shirt for years! It's great.

[–] Thcdenton 5 points 7 months ago

My homies discord has this name lol

[–] superduperpirate 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Any time I see Guy Fieri come up, I feel morally obliged to share this link.

https://youtu.be/JK6zuii2OLI?si=ihUJTHIUGZSCgVu4

[–] chemical_cutthroat 10 points 7 months ago

I don't care what the situation is, I'm taking Bourdain over Fieri any day of the week, but I get the guys point, and Fieri by all accounts is a fucking solid guy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 0 points 7 months ago

It should be:

Diners & Dragons & Drive-ins & Dungeons & Dives.