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[–] BrokenGlepnir 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lights are already pretty dim. The problem is the jazz may not carry well in the air, so if we add more of that, it just may work.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So adding some air might create an atmosphere?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

No, more jazz

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Smooth jazz, as opposed to textured jazz?

[–] cmac 7 points 8 months ago

Textured jazz is too grating on the ears. It would create the wrong kind of atmosphere.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Chunky Jazz

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 10 points 8 months ago

Real terraforming is subtle and vibrant; it's all about the nukes you don't drop

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The answer to smooth Jazz is always yes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The answer to smooth jazz is to play some real jazz instead.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 3 points 8 months ago

Well, my favorite local brewery does jazz every Thursday night. I could ask the musicians if they're willing to play a gig up on Mars.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Jazz is fantastic, I support this idea.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 8 months ago

I am Arthur, King of the Brits!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

But there is an atmosphere. There are huge sand storms on Mars.