"The scene where Pippin convinces Treebeard to help had to be cut, to preserve the PG rating."

Elon fans

Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.

why they don't do elephant rides at the zoo anymore

Groot dumpster.

If dying of dehydration try to find an elephant. There are often drips of water in leftover in their trunks. Elephants don't mind sharing and are often grateful have a dry trunk as it avoids trunkrot.

Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo

Remember to cradle the balls while you suck stick to get more sap.

Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural

Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

Lastly, don't mind a little moss on the bark, it's a style choice, but it's customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea).

Pov: $20

Me on a saturday night

For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*

If you've got wood, you've got something to drink.

Artist's impression of the preparation of Ayahuasca.

Schlongson wronks the dongle.

Morning wood.

There is nothing quite like the taste of fresh squeezed maple syrup.

Daddy nature

Bear Grylls drinking the contents of a camel's stomach in a (produced for TV) bid to survive in the desert, shortly before spending the night in the animal's carcass

Herbal essence in yo mouff!

What they don't tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don't feed often enough.

After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste

Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.

I have the power!

A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.

"That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen."

There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man. We’re all gonna die.

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station