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[–] MrJameGumb 85 points 8 months ago (3 children)

For anyone curious here's the Google translation:

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Now I'm curious if they just looked for a picture of Arabic guy or if that's a quote from something

[–] FlyingSquid 25 points 8 months ago

I admit I'm not as familiar with the Quran as I am with the Bible, but I can't disagree with Allah on that one.

[–] LinusSexTips 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Arab Trans Meat

Uh... what now?

[–] HootinNHollerin 49 points 8 months ago (2 children)

When I used to work in China I had a lady ask me why Germany doesn’t have a good strong leader like Hitler anymore

[–] FlyingSquid 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you ask her why China doesn't have a good strong leader like Hirohito anymore?

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because Hirohito was the emperor.

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I meant that as a catchy thing to say back to her but yea wasnt very clear. Tojo was the psychopath leading Japanese down that rampage like hitler but even he didn’t last the whole time

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 months ago

I would hope the Chinese woman knew enough about her own country's history to know that Hirohito was the emperor of Japan when Manchuria was invaded.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 16 points 8 months ago
[–] ThePowerOfGeek 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to assume some of that text translates to "gimme Osama that kebab!"

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Don’t be an infidel. Be an infedel

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would you like a burger with that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Delicious. Guessing it's supposed to be Angus?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or A(n) US burger?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Does that say "for industrial use only"?!

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 1 points 8 months ago
[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 8 months ago

Those kebabs are da bomb, am I right?

[–] Anticorp 12 points 8 months ago

The perfect place for Meal Team 6 to raid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What's with the character that looks like a nutsack bursting out of a chest?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's how it feels to eat a good kebab

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

diner scene from the end of Spaceballs

[–] Stovetop 8 points 8 months ago

肉 is "meat" in Chinese.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It scream MEAT.

[–] TotalFat 7 points 8 months ago

The missing two wolves implies something rather unpleasant about this particular meat vendor..