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[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 month ago

The Texas mind cannot comprehend a lot of things

[-] AquaTofana 12 points 1 month ago

As a Texas (transplant), I hate how fucking correct this statement is.

[-] Anticorp 1 points 1 month ago

Does that mean that you moved to or from Texas?

[-] AquaTofana 2 points 1 month ago

Uncle Sam moved me here, unfortunately.

[-] TexasDrunk 9 points 1 month ago
[-] saltesc 6 points 1 month ago

demonstrates with gun puppets

[-] TexasDrunk 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, I get it!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Texas, Ohio or Texas, North Carolina?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think this is the apex of shitposting. Thank you.

It's so perfect in so many ways.

[-] edgemaster72 30 points 1 month ago

Slaps roof of Texas

You can fit so much Texas in this baby

[-] jettrscga 11 points 1 month ago

Little known fact: Texas is one of 50 roofless states in the United States.

They just forgot to install the damn thing.

[-] fluxion 27 points 1 month ago

If Texas secedes, the United States will be comprised solely of Rhode Island, half of Alaska, and San Francisco. Think about that for a second.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

I love that it completely skips the state.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Is this the new jeans/beans?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Patrick? I thought this was Nevada

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No, this is Patrick

[-] trolololol 3 points 1 month ago

No sir this is a Wendy's

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Sir, I believe your Texas is leaking.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This meme really hit a nerve

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Now my brain can't belive Texas is written like that anymore.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] umbraroze 7 points 1 month ago

Is there a city called Taxes? Add that to the list. Spook the Texas minds a little bit. Give them a little shiver. Make them feel something.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Okay, you can't drive Russia because route doesn't fit your screen

[-] yokonzo 2 points 1 month ago

u/The_Picard_Maneuver what have you started

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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