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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All the way through this reads so mid, you expect a funny twist ending. But ChatGPT just can't do that.

It's like a zombie wearing the skin of a writer.

[–] HeChomk 14 points 7 months ago

Still a better love story than twilight... 😉

[–] NeptuneOrbit 6 points 7 months ago

But there was no punch line!

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (6 children)

They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.

As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

GenAI generally can't spell worth a shit. It doesn't actually know how, it just predicts words and sentences.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.

[–] jeeva 28 points 7 months ago

The "I" in "LLM" stands for intelligence.

[–] hperrin 16 points 7 months ago

Yeah, you take the “Alex” from the beginning of Jeff and the “is” from the end of Elon. Alexis.

[–] BluesF 4 points 7 months ago

Hello this is our daughter Jon. Wait, no that's terrible - this is Elf! Shit, fuck it just call her Alexis.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

“Heartwarming” ? I didn’t feel that except the cold writing of AI.

[–] sunbytes 1 points 7 months ago

It made me cry laugh.

Because I sat there for a minute and tried to work out how it was their names.

Then I realised it wasn't the setup to a joke. It's just a the echo of a human, doing tricks.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Very inspiring. One objection, though… he’s not really a founder of Tesla. He bought his way in and made them accept a clause that he could say he was a founder, then pushed out the actual founders.

[–] db2 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's AI, reality is optional.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

The rest sounds very realistic to me.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety 4 points 7 months ago

-That's- your one objection?? lol

[–] Cornpop 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lmfao I love how all that musk brings to the table is driving electric cars.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

The fact he looks like Dollar Store, Kathy Bates, sadly isn’t a marketable skill.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the offspring of either be a billionaire as soon as either father gave her a billion? Or gave her control of a company that was going to earn her that much? Seems like an easy ask for the 2 richest people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You're asking for a pseudo-AI to be logical and not out-of-touch

[–] Sam_Bass 0 points 7 months ago