Just give up. Too warm? Just let your blood boil. Too cold? Just go into a coma and never wake again. It's better than the stressful search for a comfortable position.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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This has been me for over two months. I've had a flare of Ulcerative Colitis which means my bowels have decided to be on speed. So every time I lie down after 10 minutes I need to get up and go to the toilet so I can't actually rest. I've been in hospital and I'm out so hopefully things will clear "soon."
That sounds really rough, I'm sorry you're going through that and hope it does clear up soon
Have you checked under the mattress for any errant peas?
If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that'd be great, thanks.
as a reformed stomach sleeper; i recommend laying on back with pillow behind knees
Weighted blankets can help with the transition too!
Also one hand in a cup a water will do the trick
This looks like a demon turned SpongeBob into a comforter set.
Sleep uncovered and naked with a fan on you
This was absolutely me last night
That's exactly what it feels like when my toddler insists on sleeping on me and I am lucky enough to manage myself out of a dangerous position (which, e.g., would lead to suffocation) but not into one that would be anywhere near comfortable but I also cannot adjust more because they would wake up and rinse repeat the whole process.
I feel seen
Your mother cooks socks in hell?
Is that highlighter yellow?