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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why spend 1% at defense when you can spend 2% at offense?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Make this man the president

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago
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[–] Breezy 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Damnit.... now i remember something i miss from reddit. Srgrafo comics were always a delight.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And for the meme crafters out there he has his own font (yucky r*ddit link)

[–] Breezy 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If i am not mistaken he also had a lot of his memes stripped of text to make templates for others to use. All around cool dude, i just wish he'd finish making game artwork and start making more memes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Doesn't he draw lolicon now?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (7 children)

We almost made it to 2%. Why is it so hard for the liberal government to tax the rich more to get there and properly support our soldiers and Ukraine.

[–] bl4ckblooc 47 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I just spent two and a half weeks in Alberta and I don’t know how many times people just randomly brought up Canada wasting money in Ukraine, and when asked about it they had nothing to say past ‘we should spend money on people that need it!’.

Fuck I hate that province.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

fuck I hate that province

Same....

-Sincerely An Albertan

[–] Windex007 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I live in AB and the only person I've heard w/ that take was a Russian expat

[–] bl4ckblooc 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was a sentiment brought up randomly by about 5 of my younger brothers friends, who all grew up in the Sylvan Lake area.

[–] Windex007 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Your younger brother has some dumb friends.

You should intervene and make sure he's not listening to Ben Shapiro.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I guess the Ukraine population is going to be turned against conservatism even if they may agree to it. Family is more important to them than the culture war nonsense.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because our country is like 3 monopolies in a trench coat..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

And none of them are military industrial complex. Shame.

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[–] RIP_Cheems 34 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Now remember kids, Canada is responsible for half the Geneva convention. Do not trust Canada.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think you're talking about the Geneva Checklist there bud.

[–] notaviking 5 points 7 months ago

Canada and Poland best collaboration. Wish there was an American soldier that could make funny skids about their checklist

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Canada is responsible for half the Geneva convention.

I know two things about Canadians. They're the nicest people I've ever met. Don't go to war against them.

[–] ikidd 12 points 7 months ago

Don't be our outlet for repressed violence.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Canada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they're also Australia's parent, too which makes us siblings.

Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Are Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then?

And France is an aunt?

Nationalism's weird.

[–] Buddahriffic 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Russia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It USED to be Britain, until they spit in our face by building a pair of diesel carriers, like cowards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

The nerve! Did we send a strongly worded letter with pictures of teabags held hostage above a body of water until they get their shit together?

[–] CptEnder 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Weren't these subs supposed to be made for the French but we fucked them over and sent the bid to Australia? Still kinda bummed about that, especially if the French deploy in Ukraine. They're great allies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

A little mixed up, there. The French were meant to have the contract to build nuclear powered subs for Australia, but the UK fucked the French by taking the contract, with some US help.

The creation of the partnership spelled the end of a French–Australian submarine deal. On 17 September 2021, France recalled its ambassadors from Australia and the US; French foreign minister Jean-Yves Le Drian called the partnership a "stab in the back"[10] following Australia's cancellation of the deal worth €56 billion (A$90 billion) without notice,[11][12][13] ending recent efforts to develop a deeper strategic partnership between France and Australia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AUKUS

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

World's largest arms dealer strongly encourages customers to spend more money on arms, particularly the kind only the US is capable of producing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

They could but that would mean getting a company to make a factory, get the resources and work force, and then make a quality product worth stockpiling. It's cheaper to just buy ammo through the US...unless something non credible motivated them of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rare Earth Minerals Friends 4 Life

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[–] kaffiene 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's 'cos Australia is a US state wannabe whereas Canada can think for itself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Australia has to be careful because they have to play a game between the US and China

[–] kaffiene 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I understand. I'm a NZr, we have the same issue but with less resources

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

How standardized is the accounting anyway? Does the US Army Corps of engineers count as military spending? Because in most countries that budget would be categorized as civil infrastructure work and not be affiliated with the military in any way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From what I hear it sure as hell ain't spent on active duty dorms!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A big chunk of the US military's budget is on very expensive US healthcare. Something like 7% of the military's annual budget is health expenses, and that doesn't even include the Department of Veterans Affairs, which provides health care to veterans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

POLSKA GUROM 3%

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