this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this how hydro homies started?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

First there was hydrohomies and now there's watersluts

[–] BloodSlut 10 points 1 year ago

me at 3:00am

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i'm still horny for hydration

[–] Alico 8 points 1 year ago

Proud water slut 😤

[–] b000urns 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

some people say she's 60% water

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ma’am, you’re in a Wendy’s drive thru

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

!tardigrades

[–] complacent_jerboa 4 points 1 year ago

excuse me

I'm a clean slut for water

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think about this tweet every time I drink water but then the asexuality hits

10/10 post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I do that with Beer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How can you not be a water slut during summer 🥵😤

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I may be a dirty slut, but my beard holds approx. 2l of said water for future use.

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