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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Try combining any of two of these for an even better experience.

[–] Noodle07 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jerking off while killing your dad is not ok

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Jerking off while crying is a perfect match.

[–] lessthanluigi 14 points 9 months ago

I do like living and jerking off

[–] wreckedcarzz 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Tag yourself, I'm jerking off

E: 'pawing off' but boring human words

[–] Korne127 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 9 months ago
[–] aeronmelon 23 points 9 months ago

[This section is a Stub. You can help by expanding it.]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

piss your pants? shit and cum maybe?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

4/5 and working on the 5th one. All in a day's work.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's OK, it can be hard to cry sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nah, just afraid to look up. Who knows what I'll see after today.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Therapy ✨

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Just fucking masturbate.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] affiliate 9 points 9 months ago

“you can jerk off.”

“source?”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

~~Rational Wiki?~~ Okay, nope.