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Earlier this year, Germany's environment ministry suggested there should be stricter limits on importing trophies from hunting animals.

Botswana's President Mokgweetsi Masisi told German media this would only impoverish people in his country.

He said elephant numbers had exploded as a result of conservation efforts, and hunting helped keep them in check.

Germans should "live together with the animals, in the way you are trying to tell us to", Mr Masisi told German newspaper Bild. "This is no joke."

Botswana is home to about a third of the world's elephant population - over 130,000 - more than it has space for.

Herds were causing damage to property, eating crops and trampling residents, Mr Masisi said.

Botswana has previously given 8,000 elephants to neighbouring Angola, and has offered hundreds more to Mozambique, as a means of bringing the population down.

"We would like to offer such a gift to Germany," Mr Masisi said, adding that he would not take no for an answer.

Botswana's Wildlife Minister Dumezweni Mthimkhulu last month threatened to send 10,000 elephants to London's Hyde Park so British people could "have a taste of living alongside" them.

In March, UK MPs voted to support a ban on importing hunting trophies, but the legislation has further scrutiny to pass before becoming law.

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[–] Addition1291 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'll only accept this if they march them across the Alps and sack Rome like they should have done the first time. 😀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

To be fair the Germans did sack Rome a few times back in the 5th century. They didn't even need elephants for it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I think you may have a deal!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Can't wait for my German war elephant. Gonna name him Hartmut.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm picturing them leasing a car ferry, making a beach landing in the middle of the night, and just herding a whole bunch of elephants down the ramp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

More interested in how they plan to get 10k to Hyde Park.

I mean even if you assume baby elephants. Via London traffic. That is an impressive feat.

[–] someguy3 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the story during colonization. The Europeans went to Africa and said you guys need to plant crops like we do. So the Europeans planted crops, they grew, and then the hippos came and ate it all.

As for elephants I have no idea.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can’t plant elephants, silly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What are they teaching them in schools these days?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

OK, someone tell me why this is a bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Herds of wild elephants sweeping across the majestic North European Plain. I'd be up for it.

[–] yokonzo 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, that's being worked on as we speak.

[–] Holyginz 4 points 6 months ago

Sad but true lol

[–] Wild_Mastic 4 points 6 months ago

That's why mammoths existed. We're bringing them to life again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Would this be good for the climate?

[–] yokonzo 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Elephants aren't cold weather creatures

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

We could give them duvet jackets. A look down any local high street suggests suitable sizes are already available πŸ™‚

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Seems like Australian outback might be a fit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

How do you even send 20,000 wild elephants? That seems like a huge undertaking.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does Botswana HAVE 20,000 elephants?

[–] Arcinization 11 points 6 months ago

It has 130,000 according to what OP posted