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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Pencilnoob 75 points 8 months ago

why butthole sore, no understand

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I guess they're right, I have no idea what the implications could even be.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

TW: mention of unpleasant injury

There is the possibility of gut perforation, which is pretty horrible.

Obv don't agree with the infantilisation of people with ADHD tho

[–] FilthyShrooms 8 points 7 months ago

The implications are of a good time, I assume. Idk I also have adhd

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if you have anal sex the evil goblins that HATE anal sex will come in an attempt to interrupt it. its the untold, unwritten rule.

[–] Twinklebreeze 9 points 7 months ago

My evil goblin tries to interrupt any sex. He's one, and I swear he can smell intimacy. Wake out of a dead sleep.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Wait... is my ADHD why I'm not interested in anal and dont understand why guys want to put their dick in the poophole? (Am straight cis man btw)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

No, that's just sexual preference

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, you aren't obligated to like anal. And there are several reasons for (not) wanting to do it.

You're not even required by international sexual law to be even remotely interested in sticking your dick in anything. You do you, but be safe when you do!

But just for context, for most people who engage in anal (both giving and receiving end), the feeling of taboo is part of the fun.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I never thought of it as taboo? Its like the third most vanilla sex thing after vaginal and oral (which i also dont understand. There is a designated hole for the penis, and it doesnt even have teeth!)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When I say taboo, I mean in the naughty sense. As in it feels kinky because you don't understand why it turns you on, and you know it shouldn't, but it does anyway.

But hey, it's not for everyone, and that's okay.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It shouldn't turn me on? Then why is my fun button only directly accessible through the back door?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah that's a good point. That's what I would call intelligent design. Take that, creationists!

The "shouldn't" aspect is more directly applicable to different kinds of kinks or fetishes. Anyone who has experienced what the... uh [checks notes]... "fun button" has to offer will probably tell you that the whole situation is not a coincidence.

Or so I've heard... (they'll buy that, right?)

[–] Eatspancakes84 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You sound like fun at parties.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Oh don't worry im a freak in other ways ;)

But also most parties I attend this topic is not broached.

But also yes. In most parties I am that meme of the guy standing in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well.... not every Person has a vagina...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Preposterous!

[–] TotallynotJessica 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm far more concerned for Quora posters.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago
[–] wieson 12 points 7 months ago

People with ADHD don't realise how anal they can be or come across

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Me at the local counter protest agains a nazi rally: "I can take 5 of them at once, both ways"

[–] Noodle07 8 points 7 months ago

Explains why my adhd is such a pain in the ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Maybe they could get a sexually transmitted disease? Unlikely if protection is used tho.