this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know this is the content I signed up for beimg on this sub, but I really dont wanna upvote this

[–] UndulyUnruly 4 points 9 months ago

The gods must be appeased.

[–] lookorex 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't knock it till you try it. I ate those all the time growing up. It's a really interesting and actually tasty flavor combo.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

You are an inherently bad person

[–] die444die 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My stepmom always ate these and it grossed me out as a kid but now I’m kind of curious.

[–] lookorex 3 points 9 months ago

That's one of the great things about being an adult! Try it once, and if you don't like it you never have to eat it again!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The real crime here is Walmart white bread

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I literally ate this all the time growing up, and it’s something I still crave occasionally. Everyone (20+) in my extended family still enjoys it. For real, don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

[–] Flying_Hellfish 6 points 9 months ago

I'm more bothered by the fact that there is, what looks like, a knife right there. Yet, seemingly, this person has decided to rip off chunks of banana instead of cutting it.

[–] mojofrododojo 4 points 9 months ago

oh, food crimes. ok yeah, that's... yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I would recommend. It's quick, vegetarian, surprisingly filling, and delicious.

Obviously avoid if you don't like mayonnaise.

[–] 9point6 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Now what they know about the banana and mayonnaise?"

[–] Anticorp 1 points 9 months ago

I dock you 9847 DKP!

[–] Tylerdurdon 0 points 9 months ago

That's not mayo, it's horseradish! Mayo...gross man.

[–] Crackhappy 0 points 9 months ago

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