sexiest thing anyone has ever done to me is send over a single overeasy egg to my table at ihop in 2014. never knew who it was. fucks me up to think about it

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago

Meanwhile dude at IHOP: "yo I ordered my egg 40 minutes ago, what the fuck is taking so long?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jamie Loftus is hilarious, highly recommend her shows and podcasts

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Deez?

[–] TurtleJoe 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, she's also been a semi-frequent guest on Behind The Bastards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

We were meanish with this. If we saw a bunch of rambunctious kids while eating out, we would buy them dessert as we left and tell the server that we were family friends and we wanted to get them all something sweet for one kids birthday... LOL

[–] Plastic_Ramses 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk if anyone told you this yet, but you can curse on the internet.

Dickfuckshits. See?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm not the one you need to tell. Note my transcription is unmarred.