But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction -- Chemical X

"Probably the best burrito ive ever had. Unfortunately got food poisoning but it was almost worth it 3/5"

this is cerified internet funeral material

Anyone born after 1983 can't cook. All they know is charge they phone...

You know is an old meme for the lack of microplastics

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Me, but the arrows are going in the opposite direction.

Competitive eating pros have refined the process to strengthen their constitution down to a standard daily routine.

At least he's getting protein.

Jimmy recently developed a strange habit of tying strings to words and putting the ends of the strings in his mouth

Oh, that's part of the McDonald's patent on happy meals.

How to introduce electric field lines to your seven year old.

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This is why moms have to wash kids' mouths out with soap

US food?

Is this how you get tapeworms in your brain?