"We demand that our overly-complex, smog-emitting, mechanical automata become mandatory parts of Europeans' lives! Also, feel bad for us because climate change is literally killing us."
If the situation was swapped, and German conservatives thought it would be a good idea to replace electric motors with these horrible contraptions, we'd all be laughing at them. Just because you guys made a noisy smog centipede that doesn't completely suck doesn't mean they're a good idea.
The CDU just sound like a bunch of murderous luddites. Just let fossil fuels die before we all burn, for fuck's sake.