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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I would absolutely LOVE to retire to Majula!!

Settle in a house between a sweet cat, and a hot blacksmiths daughter? Gorgeous views? Dodgy memory makes days go by faster?

It's the dream. My soul memory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Omg, yes!! It's perfect, I can hear it now.

Gonna run the game & just leve it there, the closest I'm getting to retiring anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

While you slowly forget everything, even who you are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's just a nice thought to do it with a view.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Osteoarthritis might have other plans

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

We'll be moving the characters with our minds by then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully by that time there are EEGs mind reading controllers for old gamers that can't play with controllers or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

There are already things like that, hopefully they'll become widespread and accessible at some point

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

That’s why I’m practicing by learning how to play while high now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Tbh this is probably when I'll get around to my powerstanced UGS vitality maxing run

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good luck with that reaction time.

[–] Lazylazycat 10 points 3 months ago

And trouble using a controller due to arthritis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

at "The Setting Sun Retirement Home" - Bear with us and Seek Seek Lest

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 2 points 3 months ago

Fashion Souls Berserk

[–] Got_Bent 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You guys are getting a retirement?

[–] Mannimarco 2 points 3 months ago
[–] not_that_guy05 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If my kids have kids, I can't wait until I dunk on their asses on fps.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 1 points 3 months ago

That's living the dream!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Playing Half Life 3. AKA never retiring.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that the prepare to die edition?

[–] Paddzr 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's DS2

The sheer fact you don't know this is a sin. Go play it. Honestly, it's "the worst dark souls" but that puts it in the top 10 of games I replay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Dude it was a joke. Ds2 is great although it starts out pretty hard. I'm actually finishing up sotfs, trying to 100% it but having a hard time with fume knight...might come back to him later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I plan on leading my horde of minions in the waterwars.