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[–] [email protected] 112 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Clathrus archeri is not known to be toxic, however, consuming this fungus would not be enjoyable. Due to the rotting stench of stinkhorns, culinary application is not a common thought. There is also no record of the fungus being treated as a delicacy.

Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is just like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?

[–] valen 67 points 10 months ago

All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

-Terry Pratchett

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Maybe despite it's shite smell it's like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

You go first.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Or maybe it's a super food like Durian

[–] jerrythegenius 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What's that fruit that smells like sewage?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] jerrythegenius 6 points 10 months ago

Yeah that one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This one obviously doesn't want us to eat it haha.

[–] moistclump 5 points 10 months ago

Might be a hell of a trip though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So yeah, it's likely no one has ever tried to eat one... but I feel pretty confident someone's tried to fuck one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can't get it out, what do I do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Rip and tear until it is done

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I also found some last fall!

[–] moistclump 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Appropriate name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn't following me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I've never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

As it has no tentacles I can see the beauty in this one, too. But I am really confused about how unreal those fungi look.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

[–] shalafi 3 points 10 months ago

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

This makes it seem so harmless.

[–] jerrythegenius 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

For goodness' sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

[–] jerrythegenius 11 points 10 months ago

This is how people die in movies

[–] shalafi 10 points 10 months ago

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

"That's fucking disgusting!"

sniff

"Yep. Revolting."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

You sure there ain't an Oblivion portal nearby?

[–] aeronmelon 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

[–] Thcdenton 22 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] jerrythegenius 4 points 10 months ago

Pbpbpbpbhhhb'hh pfb'hhbhfp ph'pbhbfbf'bhfp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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[–] Erasmus 11 points 10 months ago

Father Nurgle is pleased.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a Banana called that too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] agent_flounder 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

German Wikipedia says it's edible but it doesn't taste good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

[–] penguinsAreRapists 3 points 10 months ago

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

[–] lady_maria 2 points 10 months ago

Disturbing! I love it.

[–] Xanis 2 points 10 months ago

If this ever evolves into The Flesh that Hates imma blame you all.

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