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[–] dual_sport_dork 26 points 10 months ago

Usage instructions: "Apply to buttocks, but do not apply to buttocks?"

[–] SerotoninSwells 20 points 10 months ago

... enhances the tightening of the butterfly and the meat

Excuse me, what?

[–] db2 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely surprised the ingredients don't include snake oil.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

I agree, there's no way you're getting real butterfly tightness enhancement without genuine snake oil.

[–] devilish666 9 points 10 months ago

So...if i used that cream for my balls it will smooth the wrinkles right ? right ??

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet 7 points 10 months ago

reads the label

Huh. Says here you shouldn't have

[–] ConditionOverload 5 points 10 months ago

Missed a beautiful chance to name it, "Buttocream".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

create a beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Fun fact, they make the same thing in a slightly different formulation for boobs too.

[–] Starkstruck 1 points 9 months ago

Judging by the translation errors, I can only assume this cream will burn off my skin like acid.