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I love not having to pick up her stinky turds twice a day and mop up pee all the time. Next step is to deep clean all of the floors so she isn't tempted to go in the house. I'll be doing that once I am 100% sure the dogs can be trusted in the yard without supervision.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Congrats. Tell your dog good job

[–] LaunchesKayaks 5 points 9 months ago

Thank you! I will!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell ya go OP the first step to getting a dog that does a little dance at the door

as someone with 2 dogs it sure is fun isn’t it

ISNT IT

[–] LaunchesKayaks 6 points 9 months ago

Lmao yep. My beagle is good at telling me stuff. He makes dumb little noises and bays when he needs something and if I can't figure out what he's telling me, I ask him to show me and he leads me to whatever it is he needs/wants. Took almost a year to get him to that point of communication.

The puppy hasn't figured it out yet, but she does this weird spinning thing when she has to do her business, and the sound of her feet gives her away if she's not in my line of sight. Hopefully she learns soon lol. She's both the smartest and dumbest dog I've ever had.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good progress but you should clean your floors now, don't wait for some other date.

[–] LaunchesKayaks 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to, but the dogs get in the way when I try to do that and I want to make sure they cannot escape from the yard. It's gonna be like another two days tops, and I don't expect any issues to arise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand, you fenced the yard

[–] LaunchesKayaks 2 points 9 months ago

The dogs are notorious escape artists. I wanna make sure they won't get out somehow if I leave them unattended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I feel like posting this here just beetlejuiced it for you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

This meme would only make sense if the puppy was you in your furry personality... Sorry to be pedantic