Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.
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what if we kissed between gcds π³π³π³
Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.
Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.
1.5s? Must be a FF14 player
1.5s is WoW. Plus, FFXIV has no Haste equivalent. FFXIV is...2.5, I think? IDK, long enough to add some tongue if you don't have to hit OGCDs, at least.
hehe what if we were both wearing skirts ππ π₯Ίπ₯Ί
this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that
kiss for a kiss ? π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.
sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt
thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like
Just like any other book really.
3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you
we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.
I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.
I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?
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