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[–] EdibleFriend 50 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.

Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1.5s? Must be a FF14 player

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

1.5s is WoW. Plus, FFXIV has no Haste equivalent. FFXIV is...2.5, I think? IDK, long enough to add some tongue if you don't have to hit OGCDs, at least.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hehe what if we were both wearing skirts πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

kiss for a kiss ? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Just like any other book really.

[–] BluesF 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

[–] wreckedcarzz 19 points 10 months ago

I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.

I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

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