Your rent is just $755??
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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They live with 2 roommates
"roommates"
In some places, rents are quoted weekly...
Mine is $760, but i also live in a tiny town about 2 hours away from the closest metro with over a million people. But Toledo is only 45 minutes away if you wanna wild out on a Saturday night
Ours is 800/mo. 3 bedroom. Minor metro area - less than a million.
Never ever wrap a ziptie around a limb or anywhere on your body.
Not for safety reasons, but because you’d be forfeiting $700 in profit by not selling it to some brain dead one-percenter.
Yes. Let the officer do that for you.
Unless you spent $700 on it. Then you should wrap it as tight as you can, preferably around your neck
It's called fashion, sweetie. Look it up.
$800 for a fuckin' zip tie?
Shiiiiit. I got some red ones lying around. I could make bank.
You should honestly try it
No, the red ones are the cheap ones.
Discount then, only $300
So I through this was a joke, nope.
Also $455usd paper clip bracelet. https://www.ambushdesign.com/en-us/shopping/a-safety-pin-link-bracelet-18703761
Hey now, those are safety pins. Which fully explains the exorbitant price.
Whenever I get to know brands like these I wonder how many $800+ clothes I have unknowingly seen on people that I just thought of "damn, that's ugly." and went on with my day.
Made from 100% brass 😂
It probably was but some idiot probably fell for it, like QAnon, and Flat Earth.
It's just like any other scam: find gullible people, convince them that what you're selling is for some reason worth what you're asking, trade them shit for gold, repeat.
Is this how marketing works?
This is 100% money laundering.
Tell me you live with your mother and have no bills without telling me you live with your mother and have no bills, there aint nowhere rent is that cheap.
My rent is lower than that in Arkansas
Well...here it is... It's a small city and for a flat but that converted to EUROS is more or less the rent. That said not a lot of flats to choose from and they are old.
It being expensive makes it a scam, not fashion.
Please tell me the generation that bought pet rocks aren’t making fun of this.
Where the fuck you gonna find rent for 800 bucks!?
Psh, with three roommates; duh.
I wish rent was that cheap
So wait, you can't take them off again?
This is on purpose in order to increase scarcity. Supply and demand, bro. Follow my newsletter for more NFT investment tips.
I see Neal Page has diversified from shower curtain rings
Ziptie can replace a belt.
If you can get a ziptie around your waist, you're already dead.
If you can't get this ziptie around your waist, you're probably going to die soon
McMaster is where I get all my fashion products
McMaster must be a french clothng brand. Wow this engine manifold would match my shoes perfectly
Holy shit that's awesome. I love McMaster.
You don't need to get it around your whole waist, you just need to connect two loops.
Veblen’s corpse just leaked some ejaculate.
I have 37 months of your rent in my bank account.
LOL I'm finna have one of these, just as soon as I find what I did with that pack of zip ties...
Your wallet is about to be ambushed