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Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Violation of the genva convention.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

aggressive spelling

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Blowing up a shark

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Building without a permit.

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

speeding in super tux kart

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

Speeding (STK)

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

vampirsm

Zombie genocide.