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lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Bullying masked monkeys killsquads.

Those pearls are mine, motherfuckers.

just walking from michel delving to celondim

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

Fighting with flying robots who are protecting supposedly scarce and valuable resources that are in fact not worth a dime, restore after a few minutes and are only needed for quests

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

Brandishing a prawn against a Knight and a king.

Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

Squatting - Nightingale

Animal Homicide (Hundreds of cases) and Cockfighting

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

The Queen's impatience.

I'm wanted for 700$ dead or alive for robbery, murder, assault, tresspassing and accidentaly crashing into people with my horse