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Anon hatches a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 7 months ago (3 children)

24 yo describing 17 yo: qt

4channer indeed

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago

Clearly the 17 year old posted this, thinking of all the ways he could be screwed over if he ever dared to talk to a woman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think they are referring to the gas station

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nope, tesco.

[–] Klear 5 points 7 months ago

Chuck Tesco

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you're from the midwest without saying you're from the midwest. And now I need a Rooster Booster.

[–] bzz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There’s QT all over Texas too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

AZ as well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Cutie chavs. Now I've truly heard everything.

[+] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

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[–] butterflyattack 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Isn't non-alcoholic cider just apple juice? How unfortunate, I love some proper strong cider and there's lots to choose from round here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

"Apple juice" in the USA almost exclusively means clear, filtered apple juice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Filtered vs unfiltered.

The left one is cider in American nomenclature, the right apple juice.

We have a wide array of alcoholic ciders, we just tend to usually call them "hard cider".

Because non alcoholic cider tends to be less shelf stable if it's any good, places that produce it tend to have at least a bit of a "thing" about cider season starting and recipies for hot cider and stuff.

The cider mill near me sells hard cider year round, but the fresh unfiltered stuff is only available during and just after apple harvest.
Everyone in the state is compelled to drive to the orchard and watch the presses crush apples, then buy some hot cider and donuts and walk around looking at the apple trees.

[–] fidodo 2 points 7 months ago

No, it's fizzy.

[–] hakobo 10 points 7 months ago

In the US, if you say Apple Cider then it's non-alcoholic non-filtered apple juice. If you say Hard Cider, it's the alcoholic stuff. If you just say cider, it's context specific. Say it at an orchard or a breakfast place or a fall festival, it's going to be assumed to mean the cloudy apple juice. Say it at a bar or non-breakfast restaurant or at a party and it'll be assumed to mean the alcoholic one. Generally the only time one needs to clarify is if you ask someone to grab some cider from the store.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In the US we call it hard cider and it can be found in just about any store that sells alcoholic beverages.

[–] banneryear1868 5 points 7 months ago

Was also the most popular alcoholic beverage drank in the US until the import of German culture, which brought beer. Beer isn't seen as German so much in the US partly because of what the world wars did to the German identity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, the US doesn't have hard cider? It's pretty popular here in Canada

[–] slaacaa 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

And a 17 yrs old incel was born. We truly live in a society, smh my head…

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Blaming women for incels, that does sound vaguely familiar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gotta blame someone

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The incels... You blame the incels.

[–] rambaroo 16 points 7 months ago

Nah, a 17 year old incel wrote this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This might actually not be bait, it's fake sure, but not bait

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's an excuse for people to go on sexist and misogynistic rants.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

When I was a minor the risk of someone just stealing your money when you needed smokes or alcohol was an inherent risk, with no discernable trait of who would screw you over. That's why an honest drunk in the park was so valuable and got repeat "requests" with added tokens of appreciations and such.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

It's a miracle that the cafe's content filter didn't block 4chan

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For a moment there i was concerned but it turned out okay.

[–] doublejay1999 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I hope she turns her life around.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bitch just got free cider, how much better does her life need to be?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

She manipulated, lied, and stole. She's a bad person.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She taught a kid a lesson for trying to bypass drinking age laws :)

[–] [email protected] -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, she sure showed him the consequences of his actions :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, she did exactly that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, all she showed him was to not trust strangers.

[–] alyth 9 points 7 months ago

I think you would enjoy soap operas