this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
1082 points (99.2% liked)

tumblr

3448 readers
268 users here now

Welcome to /c/tumblr, a place for all your tumblr screenshots and news.

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Must be tumblr related. This one is kind of a given.

  4. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.

  5. No unnecessary negativity. Just because you don't like a thing doesn't mean that you need to spend the entire comment section complaining about said thing. Just downvote and move on.


Sister Communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
1082
I think both (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by nifty to c/tumblr
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 86 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm guessing the human ones as you'll need to hold them until they're strong enough to hold up their own heads. Maybe then you switch to the horse ones for convenience

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

The human half of a baby centaur would be born further developed than a human baby. It wouldn't have the same size and brain limitation that we do. It would probably still be an idiot compared to an adult, but it would at least be able to hold itself upright like a toddler.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads.

I don't see that happening. Do you have any idea how much a horse, even a baby one, weighs? It's not likely a mother centaur is strong enough to carry her baby to breastfeed it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think if it was the only way, centauri women would have an evolutionary advancement in the muscles of their upper body. Like kangaroos that are used to carry their kids in a belly pocket. And kangaroos punch like a motherfucker.

It would be funny to see all centauri women be built like MMA fighters and men be thin like a matchstick.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They could always lie down to breastfeed like many animals do. That would make more sense.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yep. And if they take this route, then the top body would have flat chests. That's not how many pictures centauri women, but I guess they'd have way less stress looking for a fitting bra.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

That's what I envision; they lay down and hold the human part just like we do now and maybe the colt part stands or lays in a way that helps

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

>centauri women

Ahh, my good and dear friend!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

? I honestly can't understand what you mean.

[–] TallonMetroid 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's quoting a character from the sci-fi series Babylon 5 who is a member of an alien species known as the Centauri.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] SkippingRelax 2 points 9 months ago
[–] frickineh 47 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like human nipples just because it would be way more convenient. Getting the whole extra torso under the horse body seems like a pain. I need someone to draw both options now so we can discuss.

Eta: wait wait, are centaur babies human baby sized with proportionately small horse parts, or are they baby horse sized with a bigger human parts to match? That could change my answer.

[–] TallonMetroid 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I feel like they should be colt sized, because in most depictions centaurs don't seem to actually have accessible human genitals, so they should be gestating in the horse body and not the human body.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

But they’re not literally half human half horse, they’re fully centaur.

So there’s no human genitalia or horse body, only centaur genitalia and centaur body. Where the centaur genitalia is on the centaur body could be anywhere, ex. horse based locale dong but human based mammaries.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Some conversations make me regret being alive.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I call that feeling 'waking up in the morning'.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They have no genitalia at all, they can conceive from kissing, there saliva acts as sperm. Males and females can lay eggs from this. Often both lay an egg from the same kiss and these are considered siblings. The gender is decided by the gender of the egg layer.

Centaur salivia when inserted in a functional human vagina can rarely produce a weird human-centaur hybrid but those babies cannot survive past a few weeks.

I am just making this up as i go but Its literally impossible to proof me wrong so…

[–] Zachariah 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yes we know that's why we're discussing it instead of asking a 'real' centaur

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?

[–] Deuces 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did you see a front penis?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

In my dreams I do.

Where do you see the penis?

[–] Sorgan71 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

[–] Wizard_Pope 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't centaurs only have horse dick?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?

[–] Wizard_Pope 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don't wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?

Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.

[–] Wizard_Pope 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But human dicks aren't actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'd like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to.

As someone else here said, centaurs aren't half human and half horse, they're all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse.

Besides, they're fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Human mouths, so they suckle on human nipples. Obvious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not really. I bet they birth centaur foals, full horse foals, and human infants, and go full sparta on the reverse centaurs. Any of the other three go to the appropriate udder.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Human ones, cause lady centaurs wouldn't have boobs if they didn't.

[–] Zugyuk 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would think it depends on whether each centaur is a front end or back end centaur.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

what about the fabled full stack centaurs?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

That's just a human fucking a horse

[–] Auzymundius 5 points 9 months ago

Let's get a site reliability centaur in here too while we're at it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Wouldn’t that just be full horse or full human?

[–] HowManyNimons 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Thranduil 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dont know. I was under the impression the greek ones are male only but im tol lazy to google it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think the writers across centuries made a pact to not picture a female centaur because it leads to a lot questions like that, and it's sexually confusing and can lead to assumptions the writer has a thing for fucking horses.

[–] Thranduil 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So instead they have a thing for getting fucked by giant horse cocks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

A little breath of air soaked through a losely shut window. And I don't regret it. Maybe they should've done it more and don't fear coming complications?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Centauromachy is a great story with many details but no female centaurs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They suckle from the horse tit. The human tits are for porn and perverts.

[–] EtherWhack 4 points 9 months ago

Whichever is convenient, just like with dogs, cats and other mammals with more than two teats

[–] unreachable 4 points 9 months ago

logic counter argument moment