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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus

[–] mhredox 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation 2 points 1 year ago

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"