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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ConstipatedWatson 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The greatest hacker of all time.

Just follow him

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grandma is just recruiting for a hacking group.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Straight out of Watch Dogs: Legion

[–] cm0002 7 points 1 year ago

The GHackerz, no one would suspect a bunch of old granny's running an elite top tier hacking group lmao

[–] indepndnt 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hack Facebook.

hits F12

Look, I just broke into their CODE!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

'now hack into Dianne's account and unfriend her kids'

[–] UnculturedSwine 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Had a random guy that I spoke to at a bar ask me if I could hack a university to forge a degree for him when I told him I work in IT. Even if I could do something like that, it seems like a really risky and unethical thing to do for some rando at a bar.

[–] datelmd5sum 15 points 1 year ago

I once had the knowledge how you could hack a government system to get free fishing licenses. Seemed like a high risk / low reward type of deal though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I could probably do that in LibreOffice. Like, how hard is it to print out a thing that says "BACHELOR'S OF SCIENCE" in that stupid old school font.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It was a test. You failed 😔

[–] GoosLife 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So he was asking in earnest? Lol

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[–] Anticorp 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Most of us older computer nerds and coders certainly tried to hack Facebook back in the 00's. To answer Grandma's question, no, we cannot.

[–] cbarrick 47 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Back in undergrad, before Facebook went HTTPS only, I would setup "free wifi" and steal people's cookies for shits and giggles. Use the cookies to authenticate with FB and send random messages to people.

Looking back, I probably shouldn't have been doing that. Definitely illegal.

[–] Anticorp 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They were just barely starting to get serious about legislating cyber security, so you were only maybe breaking some laws. I remember in the 90's it was a lawless land. There were no laws against hacking, or at least none that anyone understood, and most sites had terrible security. I gained access to someone's Hotmail once just by trying "anon/anon" as a user/pass combo. I also used to gain access to e-commerce customer databases just by googling certain SQL strings. I'd poke around and then send the webmaster an email letting them know their site was vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There isn't a law against hacking but I am sure there are other applicable laws when you do harm while hacking.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There is, it's called CFAA and is absurdly broad. Pretty much any time you

knowingly accessed a computer without authorization

it's technically illegal.

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[–] Landless2029 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Firefox had a plug in for it!!

[–] Hasherm0n 8 points 1 year ago

Firesheep!

That plugin and others that came after, was one of the things that finally got websites to start using https on everything, not just the log in page.

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[–] LazaroFilm 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you know how to crochet? Can you make me a bulletproof vest?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've gotten this from friends.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got this from a service technician once. He was like, "So you know code? Say I had my wife's phone, but not the password. How could I get into her Facebook Messenger??"

And I was like, "... So can you fix my drain line, or no?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Sounds like that guy needs a marriage counselor, not a hacker.

[–] setsneedtofeed 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I just get teased by my computer guy because I still use WinZip. Apparently that’s now considered “retro”. Ow my dignity.

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[–] toxicbubble 10 points 1 year ago

Mr. Robot (2015)

[–] UsernameIsTooLon 8 points 1 year ago

"I've tried, you can't" to just end the conversation.

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