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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Really? Me? With boobs and all?

[–] miraclerandy 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's ok man, your boobs are still great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

But are they better than the cats boobs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How can they not be better than no boobs

[–] AtmaJnana 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

At least i die with boobs

[–] nifty 13 points 10 months ago

The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

[–] captainlezbian 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You could have them if you try

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 10 months ago

This skin suit ain't gonna sew itself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

New gender goals just dropped.

[–] bruhduh 1 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

And shitting on the floor!

[–] Stamets 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just don’t shit the bed ok?

[–] Stamets 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

But he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory )

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That may be true, but I love you as if I were.

But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.

[–] Stamets 4 points 10 months ago
[–] wabafee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.

[–] Stamets 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or 'bend' them if you will...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I've mastered all four, I am the assatar.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.

[–] jettrscga 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Sir, for the 5th time you didn't have to shit your pants.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Who says I had to?

[–] MeatPilot 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Is sitting against a wall exercising?

Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Well it might be called a wall "sit", but if you're doing it right then it's a pretty good core workout and you probably won't be able to do it for long

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don– Don't sit on the toilet rim... That's just... nasty. :{

[–] robocall 4 points 10 months ago

I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Either way, I'm gonna be shitting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Feels good to be seen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] bruhduh 3 points 10 months ago

You ain't have to call me out like that