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Imagine the damage (i.imgur.com)
submitted 7 months ago by TehBamski to c/[email protected]
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[–] CaptainBlagbird 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

There's no /c/FoundYourMomsDildo yet?

[–] TheRedSpade 6 points 7 months ago

Be the change you wish to see.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not so bad, 9 months later a whole new car plops out!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

But just a tiny Matchbox car that you need to spend a small fortune over almost two decades before it's ready for use.

Depending on the speed of the hotdog car you should get your exhaust checked. ;)

[–] TropicalDingdong 13 points 7 months ago

This guy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

It's probably made of fiberglass. Just watch out for splinters and remember to use plenty of lube.

[–] squid_slime 11 points 7 months ago

Don't tease me with a good time

[–] werefreeatlast 11 points 7 months ago

Some times a hot dog is just a hot dog. Sometimes it's just a big brown dick.

Thanks George Carlin for your ever relevant comedy.

[–] aeronmelon 11 points 7 months ago

👺

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

I don't have enough lube for that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sorry to have to put this out here, but I think this would be less damage as getting hit with a non dick beetle. That dick is more then likely just fiberglass and maybe some wood, making a large "crumple zone".

I have been thinking on this all day, and can not stop thinking on it.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 7 months ago

I'd rather not.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s funny. I used to drive by that every day when i lived in Tampa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hey! I used to go after visiting Bush gardens. I miss the record/cd store right by it Sensuous Sound.

[–] UltraMagnus0001 2 points 7 months ago

ooh yeah

[–] JackFrostNCola 2 points 7 months ago

Goatse.jpg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I think I saw this in an episode of Blue Eye Samurai.