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Deep investigative journalism (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago

Well good for them...they needed something to cheer them up after losing their jobs.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait you guys are getting laid?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Can't confirm, am married with kids. Action is non-existent anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Probably shouldn't be marrying kids...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Uhm yeah I think my memo was lost...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It took me like 10 minutes to figure out what this post was about. Feels good to know I'm qualified to work on the NPR social marketing team.

[–] miridius 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Could you explain for the rest of us?

[–] foggianism 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Laid" instead of "laid off".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol, my brain totally filled in the "off" there.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

CMV: Tech workers come from eggs

[–] 9point6 18 points 11 months ago

Ah, the annual mating season

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

society in shambles

[–] indepndnt 10 points 11 months ago

Tech workers got some

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

i need an independent fact check on those numbers, that seems optimistic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Unprecedented

[–] edgemaster72 6 points 11 months ago

It was pon farr time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only because they were sent to Federal FMITA Prison for doing the Superman III hack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

The key is to kick someone’s ass on the first day, or become someone’s bitch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Pheromones

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 10 months ago

"Sorry, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off - I have a headache."