Just wait until you've heard about the war crime that is Ohio Valley-style pizza
Reminds me of that Daily Show clip.
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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Ohio Valley pizza is not what I thought it was. I grew up in Ohio and the only time I ate something that even reminds me of that was actually in Florence, Italy, oddly.
I grew up on Central Ohio tiny-pepperoni'd, square-cut pizzas.
Today, Detroit is probably my fave, followed by what is more-or-less a tie between NY and Chicago Deep Dish depending upon my mood. Ohio pizza still holds a place in my heart, but it's definitely not in the top 3.
Isn't Ohio style the really thin, almost cracker-like crust with edge to edge toppings? Similar to like a tavern-style pizza, or like a Chicago thin crust style?
Ohio apparently has multiple styles, but yeah, that's the one I know. Tiny pepperonis is also quite common (crispy little cups of grease).
I'm a born and raised Californian, but even I would not eat or endorse a Californian style pizza.
I would, however, endorse the local brewery's spicy Hawaiian style pizza. Spam, pineapple, and pickled and caramelized jalapenos with a spicy marinara sauce. The jalapenos are what makes it. They are so freakin' good.
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All pizza is pizza, I grow tired of this attack on regions. Find the beauty in the different.
Excuse you, St Louis style is great. You really need to try ultra thin crust and provel cheese
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All of you should come to Scotland and get a pizza crunch
Get drunk first
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On the other hand, if you've eaten Altoona style pizza and lived then you no longer take living for granted.
Cincinnati has a pizza with fucking chilli on it. It was on the menu at the place I was at, and the bartender said it's somewhat of a local delicacy. I asked her if there was anything special about the chilli. Yeah, there's sugar in it, and it's sweet. I laughed in her face and took a hard pass. Apparently they also put it on spaghetti. Fuck both of those dishes, I don't need any Cincinnati "culture".
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you will live as long as you steer clear of Altoona pizza