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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

TIL I'm born divine

[–] seiryth 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I mean, yes. But as the owner of a large dick, it does cheer me up to flap around a bit in the mirror maybe while singing the Airwolf theme. This isn't a humble brag. Jan-Michael Vincent, as I will now pretend I have called it, is impressive.

Not that it's good for much else obviously. Too big for most women, touches the side of the bowl or water, largely underused, sometimes people think you have an erection when you don't and think you're a perv, and men with smaller dicks act weird/jealous about it because they think the size of their penis is the cause of largely unrelated problems.

For reference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

If it was normal sized I'd be too powerful

[–] set_secret 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] peg 3 points 9 months ago

Or that his dad is in the small dick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It's the only place that reminds me of her.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Plot twist .... Jesus is the father .... of himself!

[–] sagrotan 3 points 9 months ago

Look who's talking, stick man

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 9 months ago

It's to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.

[–] superfes 2 points 9 months ago

Man, momo Jesus is a dick.

[–] Dabro 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that Mormon Jesus I spy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That's him. I've only ever seen a middle-eastern Jesus displayed in my church building once, but it looked much better than this one. I wish we didn't use this depiction as much as we do.