this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OPs cropping game is terrible

[–] pacology 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe he is texting with a Nokia phone and the screen is still in 4:3.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So, this is a screenshot of Nokia screen. Today. Likely story. :)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You get that the crop is part of the humor, right.

If you want to see buttholes, there are lots of places for that. Some of them are even on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I wanted to see that butthole 😓

[–] BilboBargains 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It would make your whole week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I had 52 minutes of peace until you reminded me what I'm living without.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] VGarK 1 points 2 years ago

lemmy/wooosh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

"I could fix her, but honestly whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter."

[–] Steveanonymous 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

There's already a ring on it?

[–] JesusRat 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's disgusting. What's the number of the type of person who would do that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, and where on earth did you find this piece of work, so that I can be sure to avoid that location!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I can fix her

Start by fixing her butt. There's a crack in it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know people hate fake posts there, but now I think it would be fucking hilarious to make an AITA post from the perspective of an anus.

[–] Woodyboye 0 points 2 years ago

NTA your ass your rules

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"I wonder what's inside your butthole, I wonder what's inside your butthole! Maybe it's aliens, maybe it's astronauts, all inside your butthole!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Literally. Be grateful.

[–] MoltenBoron 5 points 2 years ago

Online proctology. The future is here.

[–] Butter_ninja101 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

[–] lanolinoil 1 points 2 years ago

I'd like to know more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me up until a year ago lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Didn't make enough money?