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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that's a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is the fall guy, his job is to draw attention away from the guy with 10KG strapped to his torso.

[–] bitwaba 12 points 11 months ago

Yep. He's the guy hand delivering the police their cut.

[–] Holyhandgrenade 5 points 11 months ago

Hence why the coke was mostly flour with a bit of coke sprinkled into it

[–] cman6 19 points 11 months ago

I used to find these kind of stories funny, but these days I just wonder how desperate must someone be to do this.
What's going on in their life that they've ended up doing this and their next stop is prison?

[–] cosmictrickster 9 points 11 months ago

Guess he was wigging out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't say it is "hidden". "covered" would be a fitting word.

[–] HootinNHollerin 5 points 11 months ago

What a hairbrained idea

[–] Sylver 4 points 11 months ago

That was just the fall guy!

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 2 points 11 months ago

Not even a hat my dude? Come on!