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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Depends on how it feels when I'm not shitting and pissing in it.

If it craves my waste, but can be chill during the time I'm not using it, then I'd choose that. However, if it spends all that time in agony from not having its desires met, then I'd rather it hates it, since it would only have to go through that a couple of times each day versus suffering almost all day long.

[–] Cruxifux 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crave it for sure. I wouldn’t want to feel guilty for shitting in my toilet.

[–] CMGX78 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh for sure. I want my toilet to be a total shit queen.

[–] Cruxifux 3 points 2 years ago

Exactly. I want it to get weird. I wanna develope an unhealthy relationship with pooping in this toilet. I want to get excited sexually when I feel like I have to poop. I want it to be so into it that my wife becomes concerned about my relationship with the toilet.

[–] tRIG_26_06 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want full on "I have no mouth and I must scream" vibes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I mean, isn't the bowl kind of like a mouth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It should crave it AND hate you for it!