this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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[–] superduperenigma 59 points 10 months ago

You're off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

[–] ummthatguy 25 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz 14 points 10 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Some royals may die, but it is a risk I'm willing to take.. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Well... it wasn't in the Chest area. Let's get the Skull saw.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ....... ohhh ... ohhh

[–] Mr_Blott 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

[–] Squorlple 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

[–] Sunfoil 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

[–] Mr_Blott 9 points 10 months ago

Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

[–] Mr_Blott 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you

King of Britain is ok too tho

[–] Evia 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Eh, we don't really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You say "we" but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

[–] Evia 1 points 10 months ago

Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it's a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn't exist

[–] d00ery 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn't UK be inclusive of NI?

As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

Ahh, on rereading perhaps you're talking about NI people who don't want to be part of the UK!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they're conquered by a foreign parasite.

[–] Mr_Blott 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Blott 1 points 10 months ago

Are you suggesting Scotland isn't a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

Source: I've had 3 prostrate surgeries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It ain't never for fun. But it beats dying.....

[–] son_named_bort 5 points 10 months ago

Well if he flatlines then you won't ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Given his age it should be easy to find

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You've heard of king Charles' bible, but have you heard of king Charles' prostate?