One at a time please, we're not freaks
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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Skill issue
The person who set that up definitely knew what they were doing.
So you’re supposed to put it in that slot at the bottom? Either way ya read it this works
I read the "your" as singular at first, raising the troubling specter of people having their multiple asses cleaned. If it weren't for an ancient South Park reference with Dr. Mephisto's multi-assed mutants, I think I'd be worried about how my mind works. Maybe I should be, anyway.
Don't change. You have a marvelous mind.
the graphic really has a rectum vibe to it too.
They clean the small holes where I cannot reach or what?
(In the glasses I mean)
Because otherwise I don't understand why would you go there to get the glasses cleaned up?
There's like ultrasonic cleaning machines for glasses they're pretty great. For me getting my glasses clean properly takes forever, if I had such a service near me I'd probably use it sometimes (as it is I just don't bother properly cleaning them and just wipe them occasionally)
I’ve seen a video of a vending machine that does that in Japan iirc. I’d totally use it to get the crevices all cleaned
Saves toilet paper!
Whut?
*Oh Glasses.
Spoilsport.
Hmmm, nah. If I was getting my ass cleaned, then you’re paying me.
“Should’ve gone to SpecSavers”.
The discount optometrists that offers this promotion is called SpecSavers and had an advertising campaign where people make silly, embarrassing mistakes because they don’t have perfect eyesight.