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[–] [email protected] 123 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Um acthually, that's a toilet pipe since the smoke doesn't bubble through the water.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Exactly, you would need to place your mouth over the entire toilet seat to use that as a bong.

[–] Seasoned_Greetings 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not the seat. The rim. The seat doesn't create a seal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Kin, wake up. New rimjob just dropped.

[–] HangingFruit 16 points 6 months ago

Hold my bong

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Hear me out, stretch a condom over the toilet seat and cut a hole in the tip

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 6 points 5 months ago

Lmao thanks for that mental image

[–] aelwero 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Direct vent to sewer gasses...

"It's mostly Maui Waui, but it's got some Labrador in it"

Gotta be a couple folks in here old enough to catch that one, right? ;)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Grandma's boy?

EDIT

I should have guessed it was the duo of dankness, Cheech and Chong.

[–] aelwero 4 points 6 months ago

My father wasnt a great role model, so I got to see that movie on the big screen as a little kid.

The dog shit joint was one of the few parts I really comprehended completely, and the direct line to the sewer immediately made me think of it :)

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm just old enough to know the reference but not where it's from

[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 5 months ago

Cheech and Chong, I think it was Up in Smoke, but it could have been Nice Dreams. Those are the only two Cheech and Chong movies I have seen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Good shit man

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Love the 420 on the left

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

My god... Look at the size of that nug!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is there a patent number for this? Would make a fun print from those services that frame any patent for you.

[–] TragicNotCute 13 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Patent number?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

This is for jenkem clearly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

napalm juice

[–] niktemadur 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah yes, The Anarchist Cookbook...

HOW IT STARTED | HOW IT'S GOING

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The painter didnt und erstand the purpose of a bong. It needs to BUBBLE THROUGH THE WATER to get cold and (in this case not really) clean.

If you tunnel through the water with a hose, you have made an toilet-water-tank-pipe with extra steps - neglecting the whole point of having a toilet