this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying I could be famous if I can hold out till February. πŸ€”

[–] themeatbridge 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Yes, but also you'll have died once already.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Step 1: be a cat?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Watch out or it’ll become a religion.

With a whole new set of late-to-be-removed decorations!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Listen if people can put up decorations on Nov 1st I can take mine down on Feb 29th.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck 2 points 5 months ago

I put them up Dec 27th due to all kinds of work stress. Those bitches will remain up for at least a few more weeks

[–] xantoxis 15 points 5 months ago

Let people have their little lights and stuff. It doesn't hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

My neighbour asked why I don't decorate for Christmas. I guess he didn't notice the pumpkins from Halloween that were still by my door in December, frozen. If I put out Christmas decorations, I'm not going to remember to take them down until July

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Dude, it's gonna be negative degrees in freedom units this week.

I'll deal with the bad much for a few more days.

[–] Tenthrow 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or you could just not let it bother you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

It doesn't seem like anyone is bothered by it, this is just a legal infographic from the department of bad luck. Know your rights!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jan 6 is kings day for hispanics though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Christmas season here lasts until 13th of January

[–] Serinus 1 points 5 months ago

What if I changed all the lights to blue and white and call them New Year's lights?

[–] Okokimup 1 points 5 months ago

Lieutenant Peanut Butter strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Someone hasn't heard about Candlemas!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candlemas

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

(e.g, attacked by big pony)

Yanno, I believe they have a name for that.

I believe they call it a horse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

A pony is not a small horse.

edit: I was wrong

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pony 1a. a small horse.

I believe you’re confusing foals for ponies.