Is it ok to put ketchup on my billionaire or is that an American faux pas? Look, I'm ready and willing to eat them, but at least let me use Tabasco, okay?
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Tabasco bottles are too small. How about one of these so you can 86 them!
GOURMET!?! Who knew I could be so fucking classy for less than 10 bucks!
To quote Steven Tyler, ironically a hectomillionaire himself, from Eat The Rich:
"My attitude may taste like shit, but goes real good with wine"
I recommend a lighty chilled 2024 Mad Dog 20/20.
i would use mayo
As an American, I get really upset seeing Europeans put mayonnaise on things. Mostly because I didn't think of doing that and I've already ruined my fries with ketchup.
No, you add both, ketchup and mayonnaise together.
Plenty of non-rich sous chefs are quite adept at seasoning meat.
Nothing like the muffled screams of vivre sous vide to work up an appetite
Mix the ketchup with some horseradish and make some cocktail sauce
What if you suddenly become trillionaire one day, just because you worked so much harder than the 10,000 people that work for you. Then you will regret supporting these wealthist laws. That's right, being rich is now a race and you all should be ashamed of your prejudice!
I feel that without a /s, quite some are gonna think you're serious.
That's the risk of doing anything satirical these days. Satire isn't dead like some people say, it just has more booby traps.
I really want to hear this speech made in front of a massive crowd of restaurant wait staff (especially diners and fast food) and USMC riflemen, the ones who have seen action and can't get treatment from the DVA.
When war against rich? orangutans meme
This is why everything is shit
But it's important to arm the IRS and enforce tax on the poor.
The reason they've been auditing poorer people more is specifically because their budget was cut, because it's expensive to audit rich people (but also, ROI on auditing rich people is much higher, so they should be funded to do that)
Reason is legitimate.