Jokes on you, there's no snow here because we keep killing the planet
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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No more snow in winter because global warming we only get rain gang!!
A couple of abrupt breaking maneuvers on the highway and inertia will remove all the remainders
If there’s ice on your windows, sometimes it can be difficult to drive fast because of the visibility. In these cases, I recommend pouring some boiling water over the windows. That will remove the ice.
Technically correct!
It will also give you some nice air-conditioning with the window gone.
Also, the more you rev your engine the faster your car heats up and melts the snow
You want to get the RPMs into the redzone because thats where the most heat is made.
How can one sentence sound so right, and so wrong at the same time?
Just a heads-up, in some states "debris" coming off of your vehicle qualifies as an "unsecured load" and will get you a nasty ticket if it flies off and hits another car, moving this up from a shitty life pro-tip to an illegal one in some jurisdictions.
Pfft. Use your gas powered leaf blower. Driving around like a troglodyte, for shame. This way you'll exercise supremacy over your neighbours by waking them up at the crack of dawn.
An excellent winter alternative to revving a motorcycle in the driveway for 30 minutes before slowly wobbling down the road.
Even better whe ya get up to speed aim for the nearest tree, the suddeb lack of movement from speed will clean everuthing the speed doesnt get!
Can confirm, best option and you only need to do it once. After that no more worries or headaches.
Just turn on self driving. No brushed off car needed.
You have the best slpts. I now know so much.