this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A meme native to lemmy has already reached critical mass and its on the end of its lifespan.

Great job everyone. Hit the showers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Where's my "I survived the Lemmy beaning of 2023" shirt??

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I have to agree with Beanie Sanders

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just went three days without pooping. Let us have this.

[–] Kutsuya 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

He didn't spill the beans about that...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

The beans will continue till morale improves

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m telling you, peas are better. Let the beans-peas war begin!

[–] boeman 6 points 1 year ago

Seriously, give peas a chance.

[–] sudo_shinespark 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking beans? Gross. Where?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sudo_shinespark 7 points 1 year ago

But I wanna

[–] RedEyeFlightControl 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BrookieBee 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Flick the bean

[–] jacktherippah 10 points 1 year ago

But...but...BEANS

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

GREEN BEANS BITCH

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] kamen 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Ddhuud 9 points 1 year ago

He's right. It's bean enough.

[–] Gingerlegs 8 points 1 year ago

Feel the Berne

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

🫘🫘🫘

[–] Exatron 7 points 1 year ago

What's that? You want more beans?

[–] x4740N 7 points 1 year ago
[–] GustavoM 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fucking beans.

where are the fucking beans

i only see beans

[–] Decoy321 4 points 1 year ago

All beans are fucking beans with the right attitude.

[–] Saltyconvo 5 points 1 year ago

Mmmm bushes baked beans

[–] Smartboystupid 5 points 1 year ago
[–] wqzwqz 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

By making this post you are helping us keep the bean memes alive. Good job Beanie Sanders.

[–] mekkmekk 5 points 1 year ago

Beans tho..

[–] mekkmekk 5 points 1 year ago

Beans tho..

[–] Beelzebubba666 4 points 1 year ago

More Beans Please!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"beans are preferable to socialism" legumety prime

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Incorrect. Because socialism comes with free beans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We will never stop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

But this post is also a beans meme.

[–] jerrimu 3 points 1 year ago

I’d rather see 30 baby posts than one paywalled article.

[–] vixven_random 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am out of the loop here, can someone give me some context please?

[–] c0mbatbag3l 6 points 1 year ago

Lemmy will literally upvote a can of beans on the shitpost comm, that's been the new meta joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck off Bernie, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

[–] howlongisleft 0 points 1 year ago

We can't promise to refry'n from posting about beans, but it has bean a bit much...

[–] el_cordoba -1 points 1 year ago

This should get posted to reddit and upvoted to the frontpage, because beans.