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It’s funny how sometimes two wrongs make a right

This is my favorite Treehouse episode honestly. I am going to have to rewatch it now

Lousy Smarch weather…

Well, I’ll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!

Legend has it my great grand pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water

You said you wanted me to crush him, right?

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

Quick, Lenny, cover for me

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way