I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice
I like when stories have a happy ending
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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I’m proud of you.
That full stop is giving me anxiety
I'm proud of you?
I'm proud of you‽
I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!
Apparently my ass holds grudges
Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn't alone in my poopy predicament!
Needless to say, we've been awaiting this update 🫡
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Huzzah!
Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine
This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.
Hydrate and bidet.
Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop
By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do
Finally, the 3 day no poop challenge is complete!
The update we needed
first poop in 2024
Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!
I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊
me too, stand strong my brothers and sisters ✊
Please don't stand until the show is complete.
Glad you got that out of your system
Mazel tov!
i want you to know, i specifically looked for your update post. so glad you have found resolution.
Literally shitpost
The body is evolving to be more efficient…
You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.
I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.
But everyone who poops, eventually dies.
So is that beating the record or what?
And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.
Details are what make for a good story
I'm pooping right now
Lord have mercy
i am glad to ear that
i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.
Glad it all worked out in the end
*Glad it all worked out of your end.