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This is why there are spaces clearly marked for curbside pickup. If you're not in one of the designated spaces and try to pull this you will not get free food.

Comedians getting elected everywhere, John Stewart save us!

I've had this idea for a trans pirate pc for awhile that would fit in well on Genders table. Captain Cuntbeard gets his name from being a loud and lewd ladies man, always bragging about conquests and offering to let the cabin boy smell his fingers. He says his name is because he can't get the stink out of his ticklewhiskers no matter what. He is also prepolymorph, so his beard is fake, he shaves his genitals and thighs and glues it onto his face. His motivation for being a pirate is enough gold for a permanent polymorph spell or magic item, in the meantime he has a small stock of polymorph potions that he occasionally uses. He has this whole routine where he gets a barmaid into private, does the whole get comfy we don't have to do anything, tells her his secret, seduces her, and begs her to keep his secret for fear of his life...

A life of meaning.

You can dehydrate yourself by drinking too much water. You flush the salts out of your system and get water poisoning and die of dehydration anyway.

Can't roll 28 on a d10, but in Exalted you could easily be rolling 28 dice.

Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

Moonposting at its finest.

Queensryche - Another Rainy Night (Without You), Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains, Clint Black - Never Liked The Rain, Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain, B.J. Thomas - Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head.

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

Do you think forty an hour is a flex? That's like walk in off the street temp work that methheads and homeless people do lol. Even within the narrow confines of your pathetic worldview you are a complete loser lol.

"Coming Home From Tarwin's Gap" and "Dance With Jak O' Shadows" both from The Wheel of Time.