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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Education (´・ᴗ・ ` )

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tsk is an onomatopoeia for disapproval

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Try, cry, pry, wry... <- Except that in these instances, Y is the vowel. Unless you're playing Wheel of Fortune, where Ys are always counted as consonants and cost nothing to play.

[–] enkille 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hmm, not sure if there are.

[–] MataVatnik 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rhythm's not a vowelless word.

Rhythm is a dancer.

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[–] alt_xa_23 19 points 1 year ago

In rhythm, y functions as a vowel, as it makes a vowel sound.

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[–] force 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Spelling-wise? Depends on what you mean by "vowel" and "word" – vowel isn't really a term for letters/spelling, it only really makes sense in a phonemic/phonetic context. So, phonetically? Yes – i.e. words that only have a rhotic in the nucleus like "curd" which is just [kɹ̩d] in many rhotic dialects like most American English, "and" is often pronounced [n̩], "can" can be [kn̩]~[kŋ̍], "full" can be pronounced [fʟ̩] in some dialects (includinɡ mine). You can also include paralinguistic words like "shh" [ʃ̩].

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I was going to post a less in depth reply along the same lines. Don't know why you're being downvoted.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Only by wheel of fortune rules.

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[–] mihnt 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] reddig33 20 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Those aren’t really English “words” though. There’s some old welsh in there which actually used W as a double U. And then some onomatopoeia, which while defined in some dictionaries, aren’t really words anymore than abbreviations like CIA or FCC are words.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

According to the Cambridge English dictionary a word is simply "a single unit of language that has meaning and can be spoken or written", so acronyms and onomatopoeia are words as much as any other apparently. Maybe they would consider an acronym multiple units of language bound together though so not itself a word.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A cwm (pronounced /ˈkuːm/) is used in English in a technical geographical or mountaineering context to mean a deep hollow in a mountainous area

Uhuh...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm about to cwm.

[–] Jubei_K_08 15 points 1 year ago

Pppffffttttt

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In Dutch 'vowels' is the same word as is used for 'streetstones' (klinkers), so if you ask this question in Dutch, the answer is 'dirtroad'. 😅

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[–] Subverb 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Ply?

But only if you reject the "sometimes y" clause.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

rhythm.

I think there might be a sometimes w clause too. But any w words I can think of have a y anyway

[–] themeatbridge 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

W is a sometimes vowel in Welsh. There are a few Welsh words that are valid in Scrabble dictionaries, which is really the only metric that matters. There are also several onomatopoeias that are valid Scrabble words, like mmm or brr or tsktsks. That last one is the only 7 letter word with no vowels or sometimes vowels.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

[–] ryry1985 8 points 1 year ago
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[–] foggianism 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SilverFlame 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Y functions as a vowel in this instance

[–] kerrypacker 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can't just identify as a vowel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Y can and does. You have a problem with that? Go complain on the internet.

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[–] feedum_sneedson 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kyrgyz... styrn.

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[–] nbafantest 5 points 1 year ago

I honestly dont know how people come up with these answers

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 4 points 1 year ago
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