this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I want girlkisser to appear in my room instead UwU

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, sure, you say that now, but when I do that it's always "what are you doing in my room" and talking about break-ins and assault, smh

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Obviously you have to take me out on a date first

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I can do that!

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Does it have to be a good date? That could prove to be more difficult

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Gonna be making out around 3am.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

now this is the type of 196 content i come here to see

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

They might disturb my cat and that would not be nice.

[–] unreachable 18 points 11 months ago
[–] tjarod11 7 points 11 months ago

I'll be awake on my fifth cup of coffee and over 24 hours awake. I'll just assume it's another hallucination from staying up and exhaustion and go back to my game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Isn't that SCP-953? Good luck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Joke's on him, I'm working at 3am. But my cat would be intrigued!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

capitalists: PROFIT?